Science Songs

موضوع: Science Songs السبت فبراير 20, 2010 5:06 pm

Science Songs

يا جماعه ف الموضوع ده هحط كذا أغنية بالانجليزى لطلاب العلوم
و هبدأ بالقسم بتاعى (قسم الجيولوجيا)
و ع فكرة أنا بدأت أكتب الموضوعات والردود بالعربى
لانى بصراحه حسيت ان مفيش حد بيدخل ع قسم اللغات عشان الردود بتبقى انجليزى وكده
أسيبكم بقى مع الأغانى

Science Songs 954712

موضوع: رد: Science Songs السبت فبراير 20, 2010 5:10 pm

A geologist's Song 01

Geologists all bold and strong,
We are the subject of this song.

We get up with the rising sun
And map until the day is done.

We walk two hundred miles a day,
And study rocks along the way.

We fight our way through brush and trees
And slog through bog up to our knees.

When flies are thick, then we don't walk,
They carry us from rock to rock.

We swing our hammers with a whack,
Take home an outcrop on our backs.

Nine hundred pounds of rock or more
Is just an average daily score.

If we run out of food to eat
There's always rock beneath our feet.

There's nothing quite like granite stew
'Though graptolites are some good, too.

In the evening to the clubs we flock,
To drink Dominion and Old Stock.

Here's to your health and our health, too,
May your life prove as good to you,

As our...

موضوع: رد: Science Songs السبت فبراير 20, 2010 5:15 pm

A geologist's Song 02

Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenna Lorenz

Refrain: Alas for the spreading of the ocean,
Alas for the spreading of the sea,
Alas for every year that passes by,
Taking you two inches more from me!

Oh, why did you leave our native plate,
Causing me to weep and to mourn?
With the plates diverging at such a rate,
To leave me alone and lorn?

If only the mantle would my counsel take,
If the Earth would but listen unto me,
I'd say, "Your convection cell remake,
And bring my darling back to me!"

So dive you down, you ocean dark,
Part of the mantle be-
Fire you up, you island arc -
Subduct my darling back to me!

موضوع: رد: Science Songs السبت فبراير 20, 2010 5:23 pm

بصراحة الأولى أحلى من التانية

بس موضوع جميل يا عصاية

في انتظار باقي الأغاني

موضوع: رد: Science Songs السبت فبراير 20, 2010 5:42 pm

ممممم
جُمال جدًا يا عصاية
و فعلا الأولى أجمل
بس الاتنين حلوين
تسلم إيدك
و كلامك عن اننا نقدم المواضيع بالعربى فكرة حلوة
عشان الناس اللى مش بتحب اللغة قوى ماتعانيش و ماتضايقش Science Songs 954712

موضوع: رد: Science Songs السبت فبراير 20, 2010 5:47 pm

و الآن مع متخصصى الكيمياء

كام أغنيه للكيمياء يارب تعجبكم Science Songs 954712

Chemistry Song 01

Chemistry Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas,
The lab was quite still;
Not a Bunsen was burning
(Nor had they the will).
The test tubes were placed
In their racks with great care,
In hopes Father Chemistry
Soon would be there.

The students were sleeping
So sound in their dorms,
All dreaming of fluids
And Crystalline forms.
Lab-Aids in their aprons
And I in my smock.

When outside the lab
There arose such a roar
I leaped from my stool
And fell flat on the floor.
Out ot the fire escape
All of us flew.
What was the commotion?
Not one of knew.

The flood-lights shone out
O're the campus so bright
It looked like old Stockholm
On Nobel Prize Night.
My fume-blinded eyes
Then viewed (dare I say?)
Eight anions pulling
A water-trough sleigh.

And holding the bonds
Tied to each one of them
Was a figure I knew
As our own Papa Chem.
With speeds in excess
Of most X-rays they came.
As they Dopplered along
He called each one by name.

"Now Nitrite, now Phosphate,
Now Borate, now Chloride
On Citrate, on Bromate,
On Sulfite and Oxide.

Forget what you know
Of that randomness stuff,
Let's go straight to that roof,
If you've quanta enough."

As fluids Bernoullian
Behave in a pinch,
Those ions said "Alchemist
This is a cinch."
So up to the lab-roof
Those "chargers" they sped
With Pop Chemistry safe
In his water-trough sled.

Just a microsec later
Electroscopes showed
Charged particles coming
To our lab abode
We raced back inside,
And what d'ya think?
Down the fume-hood Pop Chem fell,
Right into the sink.

He was dressed in a lab-coat,
Quite ragged and old,
With removable buttons
(The style, we're told)
A tray-full of beakers
He clutched to his heart--
And under his arm
Was an orbital chart.

His eyes through his goggles
I just couldn't see
His hands were all yellow
From H-N-O-3.
His head was quite bald
With a fringe all around
Like a ring test for iron,
That same shade of brown.

He puffed a cigar
With a smell not at all
Unlike the organic lab
Right down the hall.
The smoke billowed forth
From his angular face
And with Brownian Movement
Enveloped the place.

He was thin as a match
And not terribly tall
He wasn't the type
I'd expected at all
But a look at his clothes,
In the lab's harsh white light,
With their acid-burn holes--
He's a chemist all right!

He didn't say much
(He had no time to kill)
And filled all the test tubes
With nary a spill.
Then placing them bak
On the benches with care
He dashed to the fume-hood
And rose through the air.

He called to his team
And his ions took off
And kinetics took care
Of Pop Chem and his trough,
But I heard him cry out
As he flew down the street
"Merry Holidays to all!
May your stockrooms stay neat!"

موضوع: رد: Science Songs السبت فبراير 20, 2010 5:51 pm

Chemistry Song 02

The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town

You better not weigh
You better not heat
You better not react
I'm telling you now
The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town.

He's collecting data
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out
The heat of melting ice
The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town.

He sees you when you're decanting
He knows when you titrate
He knows when you are safe or not
So wear goggles for goodness sake.

Oh, you better not filter
And drink your filtrate
You better not be careless and spill your precipitate.
The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town.

موضوع: رد: Science Songs السبت فبراير 20, 2010 5:52 pm

و ان شاء الله نكمل بعدين مع حلقه جديده من أغانى كلية العلوم
Science Songs 8987

سلااااااااااااااام Science Songs 8987

موضوع: رد: Science Songs السبت فبراير 20, 2010 6:30 pm

الاغانى اكثر من رائعة يا سارة وكلهم احلى من بعد ومستنيين الجديد وربنا يوفقك

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الأحد فبراير 21, 2010 6:59 pm

جُمال قوى يا عصاية ، تسلم إيدك
و لو تشوفى حاجة للهندسة الميكانيكية بقى ، تبقى 100 100 Science Songs 701887

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الثلاثاء فبراير 23, 2010 4:20 pm

بس كده ؟؟؟

حااااضر من عنيا Science Songs 954712

هحاول أدوّر لك ع أغانى ليها

موضوع: رد: Science Songs السبت مارس 06, 2010 10:20 pm

الاغانى حلوه اوى

بس فين بيولوجى؟؟؟؟؟؟ Science Songs 502680

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الأربعاء مارس 10, 2010 11:06 pm

ان شاء الله قريب مش دلوقت

معلش مشغولة شوية

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الأربعاء مارس 10, 2010 11:11 pm

ماشى يا ست المهمه

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الخميس مارس 11, 2010 1:21 am

Biology Song 01

To the tune of "Send in the Clowns"

So this is it,
A few bases to go,
I've tried and I've tried but the techniques's so slow.
I've poured my gels,
I've run quite a few.
Full of bubbles, they leaked and why I never knew.
But where are the clones?
I've got to have clones,
The end is so near.

Is my broth rich?
Does it look clear?
Contamination is something I always fear.
Are my plaques blue?
They shouldnt be,
No DNA left I'm down on my knees,
So give me some clones?
I've got to have clones,
The end is so near.

I've had bad preps,
There've been quite a few,
Ive tried all brands of PEG, fresh buffers, but nothing would do.
And though they say,
Solutions will keep,
In my hands they last no more than a week.
So send me some clones?
I've got to have clones,
The end is so near.

I've read my gels,
My eyes are quite sore,

There's still sequence missing, of this I am sure.
But there it is!!
Finally done.
I've conquered this fragment and now I have won.
Whats's this I hear?
A voice from the door.
My supervisor wants 10kb more!
So give me some clones,
I've got to have clones,
Or I'll be here all year!

Bill Kalionis

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الخميس مارس 11, 2010 1:23 am

Biology Song 02

Hark! The Streptococcus Brings
(Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels Sing")

Hark! the Streptococcus brings
Strep sore throat to all who sing,
Chloraseptic doesn't cure it
Other people's sneezing lures it.
If the strep bug has a virus
Scarlet fever then arises,
Cross reaction with the heart
Causes it to come apart,
Hark! the Streptococcus totes,
Toxin and fire to all it smotes.

Pneumonia makes you cough and wheeze,
Mucus fills the lungs with sleaze
A viscous greenish oozing cloak,
That causes you to gasp and choke
Without water you can drown
If you breathe the strep germ down
Hark! The Streptococcus breeds
The misery of a bad disease

Of fecal strep in food beware,
Methane gas befouls the air,
Speedily you drop your pants
As if they held live fire ants
On the toilet you are dying
Bent in pain, guts liquefying
Hail! the Streptococcus means
Glory to those who would be lean

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الخميس مارس 11, 2010 10:28 am

تسلم ايدك يا عصاية
وفي انتظاراغاني لشعبه االمظلومين

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الخميس مارس 11, 2010 10:47 am

جامدين جدا يا عصايه

اشكرك Science Songs 954712

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الجمعة مارس 26, 2010 2:32 am

حلوين اوووى
تسلم ايدك

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الجمعة مارس 26, 2010 12:38 pm

glade كتب:: تسلم ايدك يا عصاية
وفي انتظاراغاني لشعبه االمظلومين

من عنيا يا جلايد Science Songs 954712

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الجمعة مارس 26, 2010 12:43 pm

Physics Song 01

Sound, sound, sound
?What is sound? What is sound
Sound, sound, sound
It’s a vibration traveling around
The sounds we hear are everywhere
Moving in waves through the air
Traveling through solids and liquids too
So many sounds old and new
Sound, sound, sound
?What is sound? What is sound
Sound, sound, sound
It’s a vibration traveling around
Some sounds are high
And some are low
If the vibration is fast or slow
The fast sound high, the slow sound low
When you hear the pitch
You will know
Sound, sound, sound
?What is sound? What is sound
Sound, sound, sound
It’s a vibration traveling around
The sounds you hear from far and near
Vibrate the bones inside your ear
The message travels to your brain
And the sound you hear is explained
Sound, sound, sound, sound, sound, sound
Sound, sound, sound, sound, sound, sound
Sound, sound, sound, sound, sound, sound
Sound, sound, sound, sound, sound, sound
Sound, sound, sound
?What is sound? What is sound

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الجمعة مارس 26, 2010 12:46 pm

Physics Song 02

Energy Waves

Energy can be carried
from one place to another by waves
water waves and sound waves
Energy can also be moved
by electric currents
and moving objects
Energy moves in many ways
through moving objects
electricity, and even waves
Many things we use
and everything we say
travels in light, sound, seismic
!or ocean waves
...Energy and a playground ball
if it’s held in you hand
no motion transfer at all
Once you wind up and toss it
on over to your friend
the energy travels from you
to the ball, to your friend
at the end
Energy can be carried
from one place to another by waves
water waves and sound waves
Energy can also be moved
by electric currents
and moving objects
Electrical energy
has a source indeed
It can come from power plants
in a form we need
What starts as water
wind, or fossil fuels
turns to heat, light, and motion
!and can run our tools
Energy can ride a wave
from one place to another
:through different mediums
air and water
Take a look at a boat
on the sea
it bobs up and down
back and forth
because of energy
Energy can be carried
from one place to another by waves
water waves and sound waves
Energy can also be moved
by electric currents
and moving objects

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الجمعة مارس 26, 2010 12:48 pm

Physics Song 03

Newton's Laws of Motion

The physicist will not insist
You learn the wizard’s potion
But minds will grow if students know
Of Newton’s Laws of Motion

Isaac Newton studied forces
Forces make things start and stop
Students taking science courses
Learn these laws to stay on top

Things in motion stay in motion
Things at rest will stay at rest
Inertia’s our initial notion
Know it and you’ll past the test

We’re laying down the law
We’re laying down the law
We’re laying down the laws
Of motion

The next law’s also worth a mention
So wisdom will accelerate
Although I sense your apprehension
A speedy lesson is your fate

With your elbow, wrist and shoulder
Here is how you must proceed
Throw a ball and throw a boulder
Greater mass means lesser speed

We’re laying down the law
We’re laying down the law
We’re laying down the laws
Of motion

One last law we’ll be explaining
Says forces always come in pairs
Newton’s law will leave you straining
When you’re climbing up the stairs

Each step you take is called an action
Push a wall, it pushes back
When you act, expect reaction
Equal and opposite, that’s a fact

We’re laying down the law
We’re laying down the law
We’re laying down the laws
Of motion

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الجمعة مارس 26, 2010 12:55 pm

Geology Song 03

Introduction to Geology

With our need to understand, to find meaning
and make sense
Searching the past for explanations
We interpret, when we can, what we find as evidence
Searching the past for explanations
We take the stories of how, why, and when
Into our theories, ’til questions come again
Information we acquire
Gives the knowledge we desire
Searching the past for explanations

So with history it is, both of humans and the earth
Searching the past for explanations
In geology we know all the effort makes it worth
Our searching the past for explanations
Landforms and fossils, from mountains to old bones
Are geologic puzzles and riddles in the stone
So we deduce and we infer
What we think had to occur
From searching the past for explanations

The geologic processes that we see today
Searching the rock for explanations
Some think to have occurred so long ago in the same way
Searching the rock for explanations
“Uniformitarianism” things change the same
But “catastrophism” says major events came
An upheaval: an earthquake,
Or eruption, or a flood,
We’re still searching the rock for explanations

Deposits of new sediment are on top of older layers
Searching the rock for explanations
So “relative age” means just the age, but not in years
Searching the rock for explanations
“Superposition” means older rock below
Comparison by age but it doesn’t help us know
The absolute age; so they estimate the date
From searching the rock for explanations

موضوع: رد: Science Songs الجمعة مارس 26, 2010 12:57 pm

Geology Song 04

Plate Tectonics

Continental plates of crust of thinner lithosphere
And heavy oceanic plates above asthenosphere
Tectonic plates seem all to move and the continents to drift
And in valleys and the ocean floor the spreading causes rift

The Mid-Atlantic Ridge is from divergent boundary plates
New crust forms and pulls apart where they separate
But volcanic vents called hot spots in New Zealand and Galapagos
Hawaii and in Iceland, and in Yellowstone

Tectonic plates converging, oceanic plate subducts
Under lighter continent—bends down then it melts
Pacific Rim’s a “ring of fire”: volcanoes and earthquakes
Convergent boundaries where you’ll find those subducting plates

Tectonic plates instead may move more from side to side
At a transform boundary, strike-slip fault; at lateral faults they slide
California’s San Andreas fault is where you’ll find
One of the examples of movement of this kind